Mostly because our usual +1, Gordon, has fallen out of favor.
Gordon is a classic example of how NOT to behave at an orgy. He’s consistently late, or brings the wrong animal mask.
Gordon’s the type of orgy participant who’ll get caught in traffic, forget his overnight bag of essential orgy items, and think it’s fine to show up halfway through the orgy with a 60-count of Dunkin’ Donut munchkins. Like those donut holes will make up for the neglected human holes.