Find a spot on the dance floor. Saunter up to the spot and make it known that it’s in trouble. Yell to everyone else on the dance floor that you’ve found a spot on the dance floor that thinks it’s God’s gift to spots on the dance floor.
Gesture to the spot with your arm held out while walking counterclockwise around the dance floor spot. Pounce upon the spot and perform a brief jig upon it with your arms stiffly by your side. Complete the jig and mock the spot. Repeat steps one and two as long as necessary to make your point.
On the drive home, ask your wife if she had a good time at your cousin’s sweet 16.