One time McSweeney’s Quarterly ran something I wrote. There’s a Wikipedia entry for the publication and everything, so you know it’s real.
Sure, the Wiki entry doesn’t have a clickable link when you see my name. Maybe someone will add a profile for me. Wouldn’t that be something.
If someone was going to add a Wikipedia page for you, what image would you want them to use? Send it to me at email@example.com, with the subject line “Tasteful Wikipedia Nudes”