As a young illiterate man, I made it my life’s goal to write a delightful yarn about Vegan Hikers Trapped On Meatball Mountain Turning to Cannibalism. In 2008, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency made it possible.
Some time later, my mom thought it would be cute if I wrote about a Katy Perry song. California Gurls: An Anthropological Study, was the result. I love you mom. Thank you for helping me feel so confident inside my own beautiful body.
A bunch of other stories came along during the way. Most recently was Columbus Discovers the Weight Room. Thank you Columbus, for making me feel so comfortable about my body.