In this post, we’ll take a closer look at the top jobs in America recently released by GlassDoor. Number 6 will shock you! So will No. 3, but not as dramatically as No. 6. Seriously, just skip to No. 6!
1. Data Scientist
Median Base Salary: $125K
The Data Scientist analyzes sales figures, typically while standing over the shoulder of a co-worker and pointing at his screen. The entire office’s job is to maximize the Data Scientist’s point at all costs.
Did you know? Data Scientists have a higher mortality rate than steelworkers, subway maintenance men and postal service workers—combined.
2. Engagements Manager
Median Base Salary: $120K
The Engagements Manager directs all attention to the largest computer screen in the office by pointing at it. “Is that what I think it is?” and “Wait a minute, is that figure accurate?” are phrases that no one should ever utter in the presence of an Engagements Manager. Because there’s no way to know.
Did you know? Engagements Manager is the oldest profession in the modern workplace, with a job birth of September 24, 2012.